I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit



do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach


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i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

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  1. Camera: Photo Booth


Hey,guys!I am your guide.

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